The kids were playing at the beach yesterday, building something that involved sand, water, and sticks.Ben (to the other kids): "SUCK IT!!!"
Me: "Wait, WHAT did you say?!"
Ben: "SUCK IT!!"
Me: "Whoa, buddy, those are not words we say to other people. Ever." [Thinking: what the heck is he going to pick up from preschool next?!]
Ben: "What's wrong with 'sunken'? The stick has sunken into the sand."
Oh.
Sorry buddy. I owe you an apology.