The other day Ben came home from preschool and informed me that “God is a good guy that chases boogey monsters. He has green skin and ears that look like they should ooze liquid but don’t”.
So basically God looks like Shrek.
I can dig that. We’re a pretty non-religious household so I’m not sure where he’s hearing the god talk; perhaps from a buddy at school. Whoever he is, the dude as an excellent imagination, yes? Ben’s religious education is clearly in good hands.