Ben:"mommy, there is a fly in the house. You need to shoot it RIGHT NOW"
Me:"ok, let me get the fly swatter and I'll squish it"
Ben:"what? No way. This fly is my best friend! Why would you hurt him!?"
Me: ?????
#2
Ben:"you need to apologize to me."
Me:"how come?"
Ben:"you hurt my feelings."
Me:"I did?"
Ben:"yes. You asked me to put on underwear and that hurt my feelings. Apologize right now."