Poor kid thinks his mom in a bathrobe qualifies as “dressed up”. Gives you a good idea as to why yoga pants and tank tops qualify as everyday wear around here.
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We were at the beach yesterday and the girl next to us was smoking.
Ben was horrified.
“MAMA, THE LADY IS ON FIRE!!!” [at top volume, of course]
Cue the smoker’s embarrassment. Serves her right. Lighting up at the beach is illegal anyhow. But we left before Ben decided he needed to douse her with lake water.
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We were at the beach yesterday and the girl next to us was smoking.
Ben was horrified.
“MAMA, THE LADY IS ON FIRE!!!” [at top volume, of course]
Cue the smoker’s embarrassment. Serves her right. Lighting up at the beach is illegal anyhow. But we left before Ben decided he needed to douse her with lake water.