Dear Santa,
I’ve been the most patient dog this world has ever seen. I’ve had a snotty toddler screaming in my face, pulling my ears, and trying to ride me like a horse for the past 365 days. He steals my toys, hogs all the attention of my people, and uses my geriatric hips as a step stool. There better be an entire case of tasty treats under the tree with my name on it come Christmas morning.
Love,
Bailey