My cayenne pepper method of preventing cats from defecating in my vegetable garden has failed miserably.
Time to break out the big guns:
Forks.
Pop a squat
in this patch
get a fork up the hatch
I'll let you know if it works.
It better, 'cause I'm running out of awful rhymes.
On a side note: If you have a drawer full of unused take-out forks, I could really use them. My minefield is looking pretty pitiful.
