Ben has started this new trend of windmilling his arms around when he nurses. He has perfected the art of swiping my iPad screen during these episodes which frequently results in a zoomed-in page or a new browser window. This isn't a big deal as I can usually navigate back fairly quickly to what I was originally reading.
Except this time he hit the NYTimes button on my browser.
Whoa, kiddo.
Hold it right there. We do not mess around with the NYT website. That one is strictly off limits. Your mama will not be pleased if you managed to use one of her 20 free articles thanks to your Miss USA parade float wave. Especially at the end of the month when she knows that she's only an article or two away from the limit...