It's hard to tell in this photo, but this is a rotund coyote. Good word, rotund. Massive, fat, soft.
He waddled. And jiggled.
Coyotes are supposed to be lean, mean, [chicken] eating machines.
He would never have caught one of our girls. You've got to take it up a notch, bud. Perhaps the South Beach Diet might be your best bet?
