- Double the amount of deet that you are bringing. Then double it again.
- Do not drink the milk. Ever. I learned this the hard way.
- Do not grab onto branches to steady yourself when walking through the rain forest. They will most likely have a pit viper (snake) curled around them.
- Prepare for scorpions in your shoes, pants, and towels.
- Please bring bagels.
Stuff along those lines. Not so sweet and cute.
Here is #100 from 500 Pieces of Prudent Advice:
#100 I love you.
Your grandmother, my mother, wished that I share this with you here above all of her other gems. I can guarantee you daughter, looking back on the relationship that she and I have shared, that there will be times you just don't believe it. But it is, and will always be, an absolute, unwavering certainty that I Love You.