Directions
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1) Take One Beast, contentedly chewing on a rawhide bone. Remove rawhide bone.
1) Take One Beast, contentedly chewing on a rawhide bone. Remove rawhide bone.
Result: Puzzled. Why'd you take me bone?!
2) Take one doggie toothbrush, complete with beef-flavored toothpaste.
3) Proceed to brush the Beast's teeth, much to his extreme displeasure
Result: What clean teeth you have, my dear
Response: [growling]. I want my bone back.
