We had yet another little dog in our yard this afternoon. Only this time the little squirt tried to take a chunk out of my hand.
I do not take kindly to bitting attempts. I've only ever been bitten by little dogs; I don't know why that is. The ones in our neighborhood seem to be a particularly nasty bunch. 
Now feast your eyes on this beautiful newfoundland. There is no way this big goofy dog could ever be aggressive. Look, he's even carrying his owner's water bottle. I'm going to teach our beast to do that.
